Dear Aunt Artifact By Colby Weintraub I wrote to the museum were my aunt worked at. I asked for an artifact. So they sent me… A piece of disgusting cow dung. It was too smelly, so I sent it back. So they sent me… a mummy it was to ugly so I sent it back. So they sent me… A comet it was too cool so I set it back. So they sent me… A rock it was a bore so I returned it. So they sent me… A shark’s tooth I cut my finger on it so I sent it back. So they sent me... A dinosaurs bone, it was too big, so I sent it back. So they sent me... A slithering slimy snake, I wish I could keep it, but mom said no. So they sent me... A four foot long sword, I liked it but mom said it was an injury was lurking. So they sent me... A kangaroo it was to jumpy so I sent it back. Right when I lost all hope they sent me something from the sports exhibit. what!!!AH!!! It was a football sighned by Jerry Rice. I yelped in joy! It was just what I wanted! Thank you dear Aunt Artifact From, Bob Artifact.
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